Teasing a girl is no easy feat and in order to execute it correctly, you need to have confidence and technique. You don’t want to be labeled as a jerk or snob for the process either. But how can you be different from the truck loads of boring guys that tried to suck up to the woman?

One way is to learn how to tease her in exactly the right way — a way that shows her that you are confident, funny and, of course, a challenge. Or, to put it simply, just the kind of guy she’d love to see again.

Here are 8 powerful ways to tease a woman and make her crazy for you.

1. Hit her on her jokes
   If she tries to be funny in any way or actually tries to tell a joke, let her finish, then just stare at her blankly and say: “I’m sorry, was that supposed to be funny?” The longer you keep a straight face on this one, the more you’ll hit her funny bone.
2. When she asks stupid questions, give stupid answers
   “Do you date a lot?” If a woman asks you a lame question such as that, reply with something cocky like: “Who me? No, never. I usually stay at home, locked in my room playing Xbox, can’t you tell?”
3. Slap her hand
   Next time she says anything that could be interpreted as “bad” or even “naughty,” ask her to give you her hand, take it, slowly turn it upside down, and gently slap the back of it. If you haven’t made physical contact already, this is a playful and easy way to start.
4. Say whatever is mean, playfully
   Say something that could be mean, but in a playful way. For example, if she says she doesn’t like Mints because they don’t work, you tell her: “Of course they don’t work for you. I mean, I don’t know exactly how to say this, but you know you have a big, huge problem with bad breath, right? I mean, you know that, right?” Deliver with just a hint of a smile, and she’ll get the joke.
5. Guess her weight
   Tell her you can guess her weight. Then do something silly that’s completely not related to her weight. For example, take one of her fingers and examine it really closely, then get an overly serious look on your face and say: “You must weigh about (pause for dramatic effect)… 350.” Caution: Use this only with women who are very fit; you don’t want to hurt any feelings.
6. Disqualify her by age
   Let’s say you ask a woman how old she is and she says she’s 23. Act disappointed. When she asks you what’s wrong, tell her you don’t date anyone over 17. Or if she’s 35, tell her you don’t date anyone under 47. The idea here is if she’s young, she’s not young enough and if she’s older, she’s not old enough. What makes this interesting and different is that it’s the opposite of what women expect you to say.
7. Be sarcastic
   When a woman says something totally obvious, you can reply with: “Really? Wow. That must be the most fascinating thing I’ve heard all week.” Say this with a sly smile, some eye contact and a sarcastic tone of voice and she’ll get the idea that you’re saying it tongue-in-cheek.
8. Delivery is key
   In order for you to become the kind of guy who can crack women up with your teasing and sarcastic remarks, you have to get good at your delivery.  A good delivery that includes things like eye contact, tone of voice and timing; it’s all important. Go get some classic comedies on DVD and pay attention to how the actors deliver the lines that make you laugh. Watch them over and over again, and then practice your delivery skills with the women in your life. If women are cracking up and wanting to playfully punch you, you’re doing it right. If they’re not laughing at all, you have some improvements to make or you need to choose women who are more fun and more secure in themselves to spend your time with.

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