No matter how hard men try to understand female brain works, they just can’t seem to figure it out. Relationships are rife with surprises and uncertainties of both good and bad but sometime this female brain is the adherent of your relationship prime evil.

From statements brimming with allusion to ones that delivered straight like a blow from a boxer, this is a list of 7 sentences you wish you would never hear from her mouth.

7 Things That She Says That Can Make Your Relationship Hit The Rock

1. “Have you finished?”
   Now you are. No matter how close you were to your peak, this question can instantly send you toppling down. While we might not have conquered this Mount Everest, the majority of you will likely be too perplexed upon the realization that your Olympic-grade performance didn’t impress your No. 1 judge.
2. “Notice anything different?”
   Why do you never want to hear her say this? Because it’s a minefield! You guess she got a haircut. She didn’t, and is angry you suggested it. You then guess she’s wearing a new outfit; she’s not, and now she’s even angrier. You grasp at another guess; she did her nails. Wrong! Now you’re officially the most insensitive man on the planet and she lets you know it. “How could you not notice my new eyebrows?” You failed and there is a price to pay.
3. “Don’t worry, he’s just my ex.”
   But, of course, that’s precisely the reason you do worry. He used to be with your wife/girlfriend; they shared secrets, laughed together and had inside jokes — not to mention the fact that they once got naked together. So if he is an ex — meaning former, past or previous — why is he still around in the present, and why now? This is the equivalent of your girlfriend saying, “I’m just going to swim outside the shark cage, they don’t attack humans.” Maybe statistically they don’t, but intuitively it still doesn’t sit right — there’s always a slim possibility.
4. “It’s alright, it’s not contagious.”
   Care for some herpes simplex? Painful STD? Better to first assess what your wife/girlfriend is talking about. Then Google it to death and cross-reference it with a doctor. Be prepared for the backlash. Once you refuse to touch her, she may feel like she’s in quarantine and consider you an inhumane, cruel man. But happily you’ll be infection-free, though possibly girlfriend-free as well.
5. “We need to talk.”
   Cue the dramatic music, please. This heavy phrase you never want to hear her say is the classic tip-off that something bad is about to happen. And in the few seconds before she tells you what that bad thing is, your stomach flips around like a fish in a frying pan as you think about the range of possibilities. Is it over? Does she want time away? Did you forget the milk, again? Regardless, one thing is clear: you are about to be told you are deficient in some way, and it aren’t going to be pretty.
6. “Do you know what day today is?”
   You scratch your head and squeeze your brain juice. Her dog’s birthday? Yours anniversary? Friday the 13th? You throw out ideas and every wrong answer you get, you inch closer to sleeping on the couch for an undetermined period of time. A few words of advice regarding this nightmarish situation: Always pick important relationship-related dates if you must make an idiotic guess, and for God’s sake, write down all significant dates.
7. “I’m late!”
   Yes, and this doesn’t mean late for work. Every guy who has ever heard this, it’s come out sounding more like “Your life is over.” No amount of commitment is going to make this statement any easier to take. We won’t even get into the impact this would have coming from a one-night stand. The impact these two little words can have on any man is just too great to put into actual words, but we’ll try: nine months of hell, sleepless nights, crying, hormones… the list goes on.

Can’t conquer your greatest fear? Fortunately, you are not alone. This 7 sentences are almost the fear of every men. Be prepared, take a deep breath and venture into the valley of death.